Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Dear Reader:

This semester has been one amazing semester fr me and an unforgettable one too. Eversince i came to Mrs.Eastmans class, my writing improved dramatically and i have never had so much fun in one class before. I have Mrs.Eastman in two of my hours and she is one of the best teachers ever. She is a teacher and a friend and really understands situations, but for now lets reflect back to my writing.

My very first and my hardest paper yet has been the "engineering" paper or the ten page short story that we had to write in creative writing.This paper took about three hours everyday for about ten days. It was one big pain in the butt, but even though it took so long, it was still accomplished. If i remember right, i think i got like one hundred percent on it. The story was about my life as i came to America and what my family had to go through to get here and about how much my hearing affects my life in America. This paper was really important to me because i tried very hard to finish it, and i have never in my life done or wrote something so huge before. The most i have written in any class is about three pager double spaced. I was surprised at myself for completing ten pages of story writing. Some people may think that's nothing but to me, it is a lot of writing.

The scripts, movie scripts, were almost a challange for me because i have never done anything like this before. I guess this is what creative writing is about. It is about being creative and creating new ways of writing. I am also never good at writing poems but through this class and with a little bit of help from the teacher, I can now write a decent poem. So, overall, this class has helped me extend my papers, write better poems and has also given me a little bit of an experience on how to creace or produce a movie with scripts and everything.

With much of my time not being in class and seventy-five attendance issues, I don’t know how I still managed to write as much as I did and maintain high grades. I had numerous tests and homework from each one of my classes, which was a very big problem for me. For most of my attendance issues, I was really sick and I got surgery on my stomach. It was really hard for me to recover quickly and still do homework. My time to recover suddenly became hell. There was pressure being built in my system from school and my social life. I had a lot of things to catch up on and I almost got to the point where I just wanted to give up, but I kept trying harder and harder each day. No one in any of my classes has missed that many days of school and still has diploma, its pretty crazy.

When im older and ready to retire from my mechanical engineering career, i plan on being a movie producer. With many years of writing from RIT, which is the college i plan on attending, i hope to have enough experience as a writer to write my own book about my life and also to be a movie producer after my retirement. So, be on the lookout for producer KLAUDIO HOXHA, ten time acadamy award winning movie producer and five time best selling book "1995-2073".

I know this is pretty random but everyone has to hear this story. When i was about to take my surgery, i went to my boss Dino, and asked him if i could have two weeks off from work to recover. He said that it was ok with him but he told me to ask my doctor if i could have a pap smear. For those of you who know what a pap smear is, then you will know what im talking about and for those of you who dont, well go find out! So anyways, i said allright, not nkowing what a pap smear was and i went to the doctor to ask. Dino told me that it was a procedure that cleans the stomach without even having a surgery, so i went and i asked my doctor. I said " Hey doctor, do you think i could have a quick pap smear? He looks at me with a weird face and says "excuse me?" I was like, "what, did i say something wrong?" Then my doctor explained what a pap smear was and I was really embarrased. He was laughing really hard, and i have never seen a doctor laugh before. I went back to work about two weeks after and i told Dino about what happened. He just could not stop laughing. He is a very evil person, he calls me half- ear.

Anyways, Mrs. Eastman, i LOVE YOU and im going to miss you a lot. You are truly one of my favorite teachers ever because you make everything so easy and fun for me. Other than that, i learn a lot in your class too and im really going to miss all of this. BYE
I encourage everyone to go see this video that is posted up on youtube.com. It is a video of a father just returning home from Irag after seven months. This video shows how bad this little boy missed his father. Just type in "Father returning home" and watch it.

If you can watch this without shredding one piece of tear, then you are a man. Another thing everyone has to see is the attacks than detroit men commit when they go after old people. I saw this video once, of a black male who saw a seventy six year old man who couldnt walk right and tried to rob him. He goes up to the old man and just starts punching and punching the old man at least 30 times. I could not watch it anymore. I sudenly became furious and i said to myself " if i ever caught someone ever doing that to and innocent poor old man, i will hang them myself"

These videos are very sad to watch and it just shows how people can be so evil enough to do something like this. There was also another black male who attacked an eighty year old woman which was also incredibly sad.
alright......... what is going on with the gas prices in this place. First of all, i have about eighty thousand miles+ and i have done that many miles in about 2 and a half years. That means that i have spent over eleven thousand dollars in just gas because the gas keeps going up. If the gas was normal ( two dolars per gallon) then i think i would save at least two thousand dollars or more.

Gas is now going up to four dollars per gallon. Emagine how much money i would have to spend for gas then. I think im just going to stop using the car and just buy a cheap bike and travel anywhere and everywhere. Nw we have record breaking gas prices and if they are not down by the time I come back.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you tell people that they're on TV while you are in a public bathroom. You point to some random spot on the far wall and ask them to "smile for the camera". That would be so funny, i swear, i think i am going to do that at least once. How funny wuld the reaction on peoples face be?

Your know, there is a lot of stuff that a person can do in a public restroom that migh be really funny for example:
1.Identify people who have not washed their hands. Follow them out of the bathroom and publicly announce this fact.
2.Fill the liquid soap containers with motor oil.
3.Hold your hand in front of a hand dryer while someone's using it.
4.Congratulate yourself aloud on a job well done.

People should start trying these and get them on camera or something. The reactions will be so funny.
OK, i got something fr some of you, i found this thing on the internet about outsmarting your foot. It is impossible to do it. Try it.

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is so crazy that it will mess with your mind. And, you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand ... Your foot will change direction!!!

What did i say ... And there is nothing you can do about it. It is preety stupid but it is impossible too.
NORWAY,

Norway, I hear, Is one crazy country. My cousin who lives there said that the cost for one hamburger is fifteen american dollars. An average car runs at about fourty- five thousand dollars and if you open a business, you automatically become a millionare, if you know what you are doing. Everyone in this country is equally wealthy and there is no THUG LIFE, or GANGSTER LIFE. Everyone is pretty much very nice to each other.

If i sell my car over in Norway, i would get about one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars for it but the only problem with that is that, if i take my car there, i would have to pay full price for it, unless i can smuggle it there. The Norwagian government does not allow that kind of bussiness. Norway is actually one of the wealthiest countries around.

When i goet older, i might think about moving there because i can have a very peaceful life with no Drama whatsoever.
ok............. so, its almost time for me to get out of here, this school, finally.
Finaly, i have a chance to go to Albania after six years and i get to see my whole family.
I couldnt be any more excited than i already am. I have about six days left as of today, May 22nd, and still counting off. Everyday seems like an hour for some strange reason. Usually it would seem like months but everything is going wayyy to fast for me these last couple of days.

I dont know if i have mentioned this or not, but i am going to Greece first and the to Albania and then I am going to stop in Italy for about ten days. It is going to be a long trip and also a very unforgettable one. My whole family lives all over the neighbors of Albania, which are Greece, Macedonia, Italy, Croatia and like two more, i think, so i am basically traveling to all of these places. I am also going to Norway, which i am really excited about because it is one crazy country. Everything over there is incredibly expensive but you make a lot of money there if you ope a businnes for example.

I dont know, but i definatly cannot wait until i am out of here.