Monday, January 29, 2007

01/23/06
To the Woman whose underwear I could see

Hey buddy? What’s going on? You know, I was just wondering if you wore thongs on purpose or if you had nothing else to put on because, you see, I witnessed a very tragic moment as I looked towards you. At first, I thought that it was just some kind of design on your pants to make you look cool but as I looked closer, I was definitely wrong.
I don’t know if I should ask you this or not but, have you weighted yourself lately? I don’t think it is appropriate for you to wear thongs that little on a body your size. It kind of looks wrong. I got to tell you, I’m sorry if I’m being rude and I don’t mean to be rude but what I saw that day, killed my brain for the next couple of days.
You do know that I was right behind you and so was everyone else. Don’t you feel at least a little embarrassed? Also, I noticed that that your pants ripped as you were bending down. Oh, god!!! I thought it was my last day on earth. Wear something appropriate next time and not too tight that actually fits your body, PLEASE!! No one wants to witness that kind of tragedy in a days worth. Some people are too innocent to see that kind of stuff, like me!
I hope you consider this from the bottom of my heart.
Thanks,
01/23/06
To the Woman whose underwear I could see

Hey buddy? What’s going on? You know, I was just wondering if you wore thongs on purpose or if you had nothing else to put on because, you see, I witnessed a very tragic moment as I looked towards you. At first, I thought that it was just some kind of design on your pants to make you look cool but as I looked closer, I was definitely wrong.
I don’t know if I should ask you this or not but, have you weighted yourself lately? I don’t think it is appropriate for you to wear thongs that little on a body your size. It kind of looks wrong. I got to tell you, I’m sorry if I’m being rude and I don’t mean to be rude but what I saw that day, killed my brain for the next couple of days.
You do know that I was right behind you and so was everyone else. Don’t you feel at least a little embarrassed? Also, I noticed that that your pants ripped as you were bending down. Oh, god!!! I thought it was my last day on earth. Wear something appropriate next time and not too tight that actually fits your body, PLEASE!! No one wants to witness that kind of tragedy in a days worth. Some people are too innocent to see that kind of stuff, like me!
I hope you consider this from the bottom of my heart.
Thanks,

Thursday, January 25, 2007

My name is Klaudi-O
and I need to stop playing YetiSports!
I am a Jaguar
With baby ble eyes
Shining and blinding the road
With feet that love
To hit 160 miles per hour
And with a scream
That always likes to grab attention.
I am covered in metallic quartz
Colors that mix and blend in the sky
So appropriatly, looking almost invisible
I am powerful and very smooth.
That is why i am called a Jaguar,
THE SEXY MACHINE

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

just 3 days ago, which was saturday, i went to the monster truck show. That thing was loud as crap, man. Im already half deaf and with all that noise in that stadium, i went full deaf for a minute.
on thursday, i went to the auto show. I was amazed at the cars that they had there. They had everything from ferrari's to Lamborghini's to concept mustangs and lincolns and everything. My mouth was wide open the entire time i was there, except i was mad i didnt get to see the celebrities cars and i got tired too because i was the for 8 hours all together. It was a fun show though.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Albanian King

i love soccer and i love cars. If i had to pick between a million girls and one lamborghini, i would pick the Lambo. That might be mean but thats just how i am. Some of my favorite cars are jaguars, which is what i own, Lambos, ferraris and mercedes benz. I am going to RIT, New York for college and i am very excited.