01/23/06
To the Woman whose underwear I could see

Hey buddy? What’s going on? You know, I was just wondering if you wore thongs on purpose or if you had nothing else to put on because, you see, I witnessed a very tragic moment as I looked towards you. At first, I thought that it was just some kind of design on your pants to make you look cool but as I looked closer, I was definitely wrong.
I don’t know if I should ask you this or not but, have you weighted yourself lately? I don’t think it is appropriate for you to wear thongs that little on a body your size. It kind of looks wrong. I got to tell you, I’m sorry if I’m being rude and I don’t mean to be rude but what I saw that day, killed my brain for the next couple of days.
You do know that I was right behind you and so was everyone else. Don’t you feel at least a little embarrassed? Also, I noticed that that your pants ripped as you were bending down. Oh, god!!! I thought it was my last day on earth. Wear something appropriate next time and not too tight that actually fits your body, PLEASE!! No one wants to witness that kind of tragedy in a days worth. Some people are too innocent to see that kind of stuff, like me!
I hope you consider this from the bottom of my heart.
Thanks,