Lets talk a little about pick up lines. When i was in middle school, i used to go online and seach a whole day about good pick up lines for the ladies. Funny thing about that is that i didnt even know english very well. One of my most commonly used pick up line was this one " hid it hurt, when you fell from heaven"
that one was my favorite one but i didnt realize that the pick up line was very old and it never worked on any girl. The girls would always give me a strange look and run away. Some would also say "thats too old buddy, your outa luck". I used to say some stupid and useless ones too.
One of them was "Can i flirt with you?" I mean, come one, when is that ever going to work.

One time i tried something that i have never tried before. I once said to a beautiful girl who was a complete stranger " sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up". The girl burst out laughing for hours but guess what, it worked, so for all the guys out there, i have a good pick up line finally. Use it, you will get garanteed results with either a slap or kiss.

Today i have to study for three tests. I have a physics test to take which is six pages long and none of them are multiple choice. None of them are even Matching. Most of the questions are short answers and usually a short answer for physices is about ten sentences long. I have no clue how im going to survive this one. This test is worth about 25 percent of my grade and if i do bad on this one my grade will be a D.

After the physic test, i have a college writing vocab test. These things are not that hard but i still need to study for it so i dont get a bad grade on them. I forgot to ask mrs. eastman a question about that quiz so if you read this mrs eastman, i need to ask you a question.

After that, i have a spanish quiz to take. I am starting to hate spanish these days man. It is way tooo much work and i am getting sick of it. It is a benchmark skit and a benchmark following that. Come on now, what is that. I hate to complain but we have a test in this class every single week. It is reduculous.

Have you ever wondered about what parents say when they are talking about your succesful life. Here is a story about four fathers who brag about their son's sucess in life and which is better.
Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."

have you ever wondered why parents get gray hair. Well i have a story for you.
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

Here is a good story about hangovers and saying the right thing. Becareful what you drink because you never know what you might say after.
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!

Whoever likes jokes, take your time to read this one.
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Who is afaid of spiders? im here to let you know that spiders arent that scary. They are just animals that dont hurt people unless the are afraid that you are going to hurt them.
Spiders belong to a group of animals called invertebrates. An invertebrate is an animal that does not have a backbone. Animals that have a backbone are called vertebrates. Insects, sea shells, worms, and octopuses are some other animals that do not have backbones.

Spiders are a special kind of invertebrate. Spiders are not insects. They belong to a group of invertebrates called arachnids. Arachnids are soft-bodied animals that have eight legs. Insects have only six legs. Spiders are not insects because they have eight legs.

Spiders have a two-part body. Insects have three-part bodies. The spider's head is on the part called the cephalothorax. Cephalo means head. Thorax means chest, so this part of the spider is a head-chest! The cephalothorax is a very important spider body part. The spider's legs and eyes are attached to it. The stomach and brains of the spider are inside of it. The second part of the spider's body is called the abdomen. This part of the spider's body has the heart, guts and silk-glands inside of it. The silk-glands are the part of the spider's body that make the thread for its web.

When i was at work today, one of the employees at my work decided to piss me off big time. He was telling me about the history of albania how the main sport in there is donkey wrestling. He would joke around about how people really look up to donkey westling and second in line was pig restling.

I got really mad but at the same time i was laughing a lot too. I started making up stuff about how nepoleon was Albanian and how they were the first to walk the moon. It is obviously not true but i was just spitting out stuff.

From the Albanians we went on talking about Cysillians. Our manager is basically Cysillian. He always likes to call me half ear for some reason, well maybe because i half deaf, so he would take a small size patatoe and put it next to his ear and make it look like a hearing aid. Everytime i went near him he would keep saying "HELLO, i cant hear you" many times. So, i got sick of it and i started calling him a fatass. excuse me for the language but it was the only comeback i could come up with and the i was telling him how Cysillians are the lowlives of Italy. My jokes didnt really work but everyone was laughing at his jokes. I have to admit thoug, the patatoe thing is pretty funny.

Today i feel like a teacher and i feel like writing about reptiles. I went online and searched some information about reptiles.

Reptiles are vertebrates and have some things in common. They have dry, scaly skin. Reptiles are cold-blooded, which means that their body temperature stays about the same as the temperature of their surroundings. As the temperature outdoors changes, the reptile's body temperature changes, too!

Reptiles live on the land and in the water, but even the reptiles that live in the water most of the time breathe with lungs. Sometimes lazy alligators and crocodiles will lie in the water with only their nostrils, or noses, sticking out. Turtles stick their heads out of the water, too, to breathe in oxygen.

All reptiles hatch from eggs. Some eggs are laid in a nest by the mother. All turtles, crocodiles, and some lizards and snakes lay eggs with shells. Other snake and lizard mothers, however, protect the eggs inside their bodies until they hatch. These babies are born alive! A mother alligator will carry her babies to the water, but not many reptiles care for their eggs or their babies.

How about a little lessons about Mars and life in there. Mars is the fourth planet from the sun. It is the last of the four inner planets. The inner planets are also called the rocky planets. These planets are Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars.

Mars is often called the "Red Planet" because that is its color. Here is a picture of "Twin Peaks" on the surface of Mars. You can see that the surface is rocky and sandy looking. The picture was taken on July 4th, 1997 by the Mars Pathfinder's camera. The "peaks" are the hills in the back of the picture. They are about 100 feet tall.

Mars spins very quickly compared to other planets. It only takes Earth 24 hours to spin around its axis one time. Mars spins around on its axis in 24 hours and 36 minutes. This means that the Martian Day is about half an hour longer than ours! One Mars Day is about 24 and one half hours long. Mars has a very long year. It is about 687 Earth days long! That is almost twice as long one year on Earth.

Mars has an atmosphere, but it is different than Earth's. Our atmosphere is made up of oxygen (which we breathe), nitrogen, carbon dioxide and other gases. Earth has a lot of water vapor in the air. Mars has "air" made up mostly of carbon dioxide. Other important gases in the air of Mars are nitrogen and oxygen. There is much less oxygen in the air of Mars than we have on Earth. We would not be able to breathe the air on Mars. Mars has water vapor in the air, but Earth has four times as much. Mars has weather, but it is different than Earth's. Scientists have pictures of clouds on Mars. The clouds are made of water vapor. Scientists do not know if it ever rains on Mars. They do know Mars has winds and very big dust storms.An interesting fact about Mars is that it has a North pole and a South Pole.

no i am going to write obout our sun. I dont know why but i think it is pretty interesting to know the differentces about our sun and the earth.

Our sun is a star. It is made of gases called hydrogen and helium. It is always burning and is very hot. The outside of the sun is 11,000 degrees Fahrenheit. A REALLY hot day on earth is only 100 degrees Fahrenheit. The sun's surface is about 100 times as hot as the hottest day on earth!!!All of the planets in our solar system orbit, or revolve, around the sun. The sun spins around, too. Scientists pretend that planets and stars have a line drawn through their middles. This line is called an axis.

The sun is very, very big. More than one million planet earths could fit inside of the sun! Our planet seems very big to us. Imagine how big the sun must be! Our sun is called a yellow dwarf star. This means it is only a medium-sized star!

whats up guys. On May 28th i am going back to Albania for about two months untli August 7th. I have not been in Albania for six years now and i cannot wait to go there again. I wat everyone to look at some information about Albania before i go.
Nationality: Albanian(s). Population (1995 est.): 3,413,904. Population growth rate (1995 est.): 1.16%. Ethnic groups: Albanian 95%; Greek 3%-4%; other 1-2%. Religions: Muslim 70%; Orthodox 20%; Catholic 10%. Languages: Albanian (Tosk is the official dialect), Greek. Education: Years compulsory -- 9. Attendance -- 96.6% in urban areas, 41.1% in rural areas. Literacy -- 72%. Health: Infant mortality rate -- 30/1000. Life expectancy -- males 70 yrs., females 76 yrs. Work force (1.5 million): Agriculture -- 60%. Industry and commerce -- 40%.
This was some basic information about Albanian people and i thought it would be interesting to show.

Wow, i havent writtena blog in months. Today is april twenty something and the last time i wrote a blog was back in february. The reason why i havent written anything is because i have been incredibly busy and i also forgot the password. I have also been out of school for about two weeks straight from a surgery and after that, i just had a lot of catching up to do.
Hopefully, i have enough time to catch up with everything but untill this day, i am still running very behind on my work.