Lets talk a little about pick up lines. When i was in middle school, i used to go online and seach a whole day about good pick up lines for the ladies. Funny thing about that is that i didnt even know english very well. One of my most commonly used pick up line was this one " hid it hurt, when you fell from heaven"
that one was my favorite one but i didnt realize that the pick up line was very old and it never worked on any girl. The girls would always give me a strange look and run away. Some would also say "thats too old buddy, your outa luck". I used to say some stupid and useless ones too.
One of them was "Can i flirt with you?" I mean, come one, when is that ever going to work.
One time i tried something that i have never tried before. I once said to a beautiful girl who was a complete stranger " sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up". The girl burst out laughing for hours but guess what, it worked, so for all the guys out there, i have a good pick up line finally. Use it, you will get garanteed results with either a slap or kiss.
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2 comments:
hahahaha
hahah dont get slapped too hard over there and get better pick up lines
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