When i was at work today, one of the employees at my work decided to piss me off big time. He was telling me about the history of albania how the main sport in there is donkey wrestling. He would joke around about how people really look up to donkey westling and second in line was pig restling.

I got really mad but at the same time i was laughing a lot too. I started making up stuff about how nepoleon was Albanian and how they were the first to walk the moon. It is obviously not true but i was just spitting out stuff.

From the Albanians we went on talking about Cysillians. Our manager is basically Cysillian. He always likes to call me half ear for some reason, well maybe because i half deaf, so he would take a small size patatoe and put it next to his ear and make it look like a hearing aid. Everytime i went near him he would keep saying "HELLO, i cant hear you" many times. So, i got sick of it and i started calling him a fatass. excuse me for the language but it was the only comeback i could come up with and the i was telling him how Cysillians are the lowlives of Italy. My jokes didnt really work but everyone was laughing at his jokes. I have to admit thoug, the patatoe thing is pretty funny.